One - OK, so, let's run over it once more. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Two - Yep.
(Some time passes)
One - Shit, this one's got hair...
Two - La la la, euuurgh it looks like wet loo roll.
One - OK, how can i keep the situation under control when she works out that I'm gonna need to tear just a few hairs out on the way to this inevitably blinding success story/Saatchi-baiting golden goose?
Two - Do you think..
One - Quiet now, this always happens a bit.
Three was very brave and if I'm not greeted with an expensive hairdresser/wig bill in the morning, i will buy her a brew. Or a swimming cap.
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